Direct, not destructive
About The Roast
The Roast is an AI-powered diagnostic product for small-business owners who know their Instagram is not pulling its weight—but cannot see why.
The Roaster examines submitted screenshots and business context, scores the account against a repeatable rubric, and returns clear criticism with prioritized fixes. The humor is aimed at marketing decisions, never the person behind the business.
We are not a traditional marketing agency and we do not sell content creation as the core service. The goal is fast, specific perspective you can act on yourself.
Ready for the honest version?
Send your business Instagram to The Roast and get five specific fixes.