AI Instagram audit for small businesses

Your Instagram has a problem. Let’s name it.

Send the screenshots. The Roaster will score what customers see, explain what is costing you attention, and give you five specific fixes—in plain English.

One account. One personalized report. No agency retainer.

The Roast Report
SAMPLE

The verdict

5.9/ 10

You clearly know your business. Your Instagram currently doesn't.

Fixable this week
First look

Your offer is hiding behind a bio full of vibes.

What's costing you customers

Bio clarity4.2
Visual brand6.8
Conversion3.9

Five specific fixes, in the order they matter.

What to expect

Sharp feedback. Clean boundaries.

01

Specific, not generic

The report references what is visible in your submission and tells you what to change first.

02

Honest, not cruel

We roast marketing choices—not people. No cheap shots, fake praise, or manufactured outrage.

03

Private by default

Featuring any anonymized report excerpt requires a separate, optional yes from you.

How it works

Three steps between “something’s off” and “fix this.”

01 / SEND IT

Upload screenshots. Answer five useful questions.

Tell The Roaster what you sell, who you want to reach, what is not working, and what visitors should do next. No hour-long discovery call required.

02 / WE ROAST IT

AI examines the account like a potential customer would.

03 / YOU FIX IT

Get a scored verdict and a priority-ordered action plan.

Sample result

5.9/10

“You clearly know your business. Your Instagram currently doesn’t.”

Includes what is working, what is hurting conversion, five fixes, examples, and a today / this week / later priority order.

What gets scored

Not follower count. The things that make people act.

01

First impression

Can a stranger tell what you sell before they lose interest?

02

Bio and positioning

We check whether your bio names the offer, audience, and next step.

03

Content and hooks

We identify which posts earn attention and which disappear into the scroll.

04

Trust and conversion

We inspect the proof, calls to action, and path from visitor to customer.

One simple price

A useful answer costs less than another boosted post.

The launch offer is intentionally focused: one Business Instagram Roast Report for one account. No subscription and no surprise upsell to an agency package.

Business Instagram Roast

$14.99

One-time purchase

  • Personalized Roast Score out of 10
  • Analysis across eight conversion categories
  • Five prioritized, specific fixes
  • Rewritten examples where useful
  • Optional downloadable or emailed report
Get roasted

Before you hand it over

Fair questions. Straight answers.

Think you’re above a seven?

Send it. Let’s find out.

Get the perspective your friends are too polite to give and a plan you can actually use.

Roast my Instagram